The Cars Stole Themselves

Just like the pens at my office.

Regarding your editorial “Progressive Crime and Punishment” (May 16) on the cities suing carmakers for the rise in auto thefts: Eureka! Finally, a great idea from the far left. I will be calling my attorney tomorrow and filing suit against the Bic Corp. Pens are constantly stolen from my desk.

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